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Santa Claus and his elf running over the rooftops. wire baskets They go through a chimney down and come into the living room of a 70 year old lady right. The elf asked Santa: "What shall we give this lady?" To which Santa replies, "Well, we'll give her a nice warm woolen blanket so it does come from the cold harsh winter weather." No sooner said than done, and the pair goes back up the chimney to further pursue the rooftops their journey. Three houses away they go up the chimney down and they come in a living wire baskets room end where a woman of about 35 years old is in a bikini wire baskets in front of the fireplace. And again asks the elf to Santa Claus what they will pay it. Mrs. The response from the Santa reads: "Well, they give us a bathrobe. If the fireplace fresh air or touches the wood on it may attract the robe and again with deeper pockets. " And again the pair went back down the chimney on the roof to continue the journey. Five houses away they go up the chimney down and come in a living room where a girl of 20 years in fine Hunkemöller waiting. This time ask the elf to Santa Claus what he wants. These young lady To which Santa replies, "If I give her what she asks for, then I'm not Santa more ........ wire baskets But I did not do it I will not come down the chimney ... "
A Santa stands on a street corner to raise money for the "Salvation Army" Money Runs a handsome, young, blonde kortgerokt over. A gust of wind blows the skirt up and Santa gives his eyes open. "Well, you're wire baskets not a real gentleman," said the girl. "Could be" agrees Claus, "but you're not a real blonde"
Early in the morning there will be a woman at the bakery. The store is already open, but there is still to be seen. No shop staff The woman walks to the back of the bakery: she sees the baker bare-chested-filled cakes are making. The bakery has a fat beer belly with such a bulging belly. Every time he has filled out a cake, he beats it against the belly. "What are you doing now?" Asks the woman. "Oh," said the baker, "I make my heel marks in the muffin. That will come later in the almond "" But Baker, "the woman says," That is very unhygienic? "" Unsanitary "says the baker". Then you've certainly never seen how I make Christmas wreaths! "
A driver takes his slowly becoming deaf boss in office. The boss gets in the car and the driver asks: "So wire baskets old wanker again been drinking all day and sat on the secretary?" Says the boss, "No, I bought a hearing aid today ......"
A very elderly couple, over 60 years together, go to the doctor for a check up. Minibus taxi to the door, rollators back of the bus, at the doctor walkers out together inside. The doctor does all kinds of examinations, wire baskets blood pressure, reflexes, he listens everywhere and after the two sit in front of the doctor who sits at his computer screen watching. "Well, given your age, 86 and 84 you can not complain! Blood pressure good, lungs still good, no strange things wire baskets with the heart, blood looks good, good news, "he resumed his story:"! I would want to see if there everything still only a gentleman sperm sampletje good, "and he hands the old boss about tupperware container. "I'll see you next week" The two old people go back the whole ritual repeating back in rollators minibus taxi home, etc. A week later they are back to the physician, the whole ritual had been repeated. "Did it work?" Asks the doctor, but the old boss put hands shaking an empty bottle on the table. "I've tried it with my right hand with my left hand, my wife with both of her hands, together with her mouth ...... but we do not get the lid off ........."
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