When I'm alone, sometimes I like to think about adverts portmanteau and who came up with them. I esp

When I'm alone, sometimes I like to think about adverts portmanteau and who came up with them. I especially think about the infomercials we get on Australian television written and acted by Americans or as I like to refer to them, Americanos as they more resemble a pizza topping than a human race. That’s probably a big generalisation portmanteau but I like to think in food some days and today is that day.
I was watching day time television when I was sick with Asian Bird Flu and my favourite infomercial came on and I found myself wondering about whether the Kankles product was the product for me. I mean, my ankles are seemingly fine at this current moment but with bad circulation and my inevitable ageing, could this be a preventative portmanteau measure? My idea was pure genius and coming from someone of my intellect, portmanteau not surprising. So tomorrow I am going to order one and hope that it comes quickly because portmanteau with all this excitement I'm beginning to get fluid retention south of my shins. 
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