A threesome with the two most beautiful girls of your entire Instagram, or a drunken shoe trees fuck with one of the uglier-but-it-is-okay-I'm-drunk-leftovers on the dance floor that you the next morning looking with eyes " I had but MenInBlack- shoe trees forget-flash-machine, "or long in advance planned first time where everything fell into the water, especially the bloody blankets as before shoe trees because mommy is almost back from traveling, or those unexpected times when the tipsy best friend of the girl you a few weeks to texting was your penis in her mouth took in the toilet shoe trees of your favorite pub and then all came out and everything blew up in your face as hard as that night actually exploded in her face, etc. result shoe trees just all in one and the same thing:
That damn cum-face what must be the ugliest face in the history of human faces. Ew. The sweat, the red, the saliva. All that effort for white mouth-edges. All these stupid conversations for some damp under sheets.
Each trio (3) (I had 3 so far I mean) (not that I think you do not know that 'trio' '3') (it was always two men and one woman but not that tie bad because that is like looking 3D porn while being sucked) (sorry) that I ended up in this 29th anniversary, had the following things in common:
too much tequila for all parties, much regret the next morning shoe trees for 1 to 2 parties, shoe trees and the too rapid fucking cum-face for most, uh, yeah, :(, one party. And that certainly should not be talked about. And that they do not normally do such a thing.
Something that I think I coniglio fritto alla toscana was not immediately returned. Those beautiful, beautiful coniglio fritto alla toscana. That's a very different type, that bunny. * * So fwieufwieuww a type that at the first time "Pull my hair." Moans. shoe trees (Yes!) So a type "Lay shoe trees you, I'll just do what thou pipes while watching The Sopranos" whispers and now smells like freshly breaded rabbit out of the fryer. (Yes !!) If a type that would be perfectly crispy fried coniglio goddammit.
If you go towards 30 and no trio have fixed it, not have wife still fucked that you "HAHAHAHA YOU WORTH SAT AND WE HAVE FUCKED AND I DESERVE THAT DO NOT WANT YOU ARE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL" thought, shoe trees do not have automatic fear reflex if you you've left open and your girlfriend is home alone Facebook, or do not fuck still controlled via the Internet (miss you, MSN) .. then, uh ..
Go almost-thirty. For there are fewer opportunities than teeth remain. Be focused and think with your penis. Go. Hop, hop. Let things fall for that vaginas. Except friends. Because remember that fuck, except that 8 seconds free MDMA feeling is really nice if you could tell anyone of your friends.
If you never can tell your friends whom you've fucked that night, then we were drinking all together limoncello and talk about women instead of with. Would, if someone to 'Youtube' would want to surf, "Youporn 'again completely from above appear on our browser list! And then we would beat us damn proud of our penis and chest! * Knock knock * ** ** ouch
For Tuscan truffle pasta e prosciutto you do not immediately have to write a dining blog to be able to enjoy it. Simply, with friends and checked that Mokke * * red * ciao bella! * Wine from above in the most beautiful place in the world a little intense happiness.
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